- Use “I” as often as possible.
- Always be sensitive to slights.
- Be jealous and envious.
- Think only about yourself.
- Talk only about yourself.
- Trust no one.
- Never forget criticism.
- Always expect to be appreciated.
- Be suspicious.
- Listen greedily to what others say about you.
- Always look for faults in others.
- Shirk your duties if you can.
- Do as little as possible for others.
- Never forget a service you may have rendered.
- Sulk if people are not grateful for your favors.
- Insist on consideration and respect.
- Demand agreement with your own views on everything.
- Always look for a good time.
- Love yourself first.
- Be selfish at all times.
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